His lack of surprise kind of scares me a little bit.

I think it's time to take a little nap.

And in the process, made them look like they were experimenting on each others anuses.

Don't mess with giant rolling doors. Especially if you're feet are equipped with tiny wheels.

This might get him a few thousand views on YouTube but his career is still just as horrible.

It's like you're right there in the action but there isn't 10 lbs of snow in your ass.

Movie script come to life.

Once he learns a way to multiple it into extra bills, I'll start wanting to be a magician.

Someone needs to get on this ASAP and import it into Unreal Tournament 3 or something.

I guess the puke is a given after that but drinking it is just not acceptable.

Judging from her response I don't think she liked it very much.