Just imagine the possibilities. Now stop being a perv.

You girls better hurry up and jump on this one. Some of you guys too.

This may be a sign that you have a problem with alcohol. Just a hunch.

Try this next time a cute girl walks past you and see if it works. Don't blame me if she lets you fry though.

Two guys bouncing their giant balls into each other. You love it.

I'd use a smaller caliber gun at the end, but you get the idea.

If you ever need that boulder moved to a different state park, you know who to call.

When puberty finally kicks in this kid is going to burn down the entire planet.

Have fun issuing the ticket with hot wax spraying all over your face.

It may have been a bad rendition of the song, but my god man, relax.

It's amazing what a little water and a little slow motion can do to a pair of breasts.