It takes a lot of balls, and a lot of booze to pull this one off.

That'll teach her to have fun during snow days.

Either that or the mysterious eye bruising, teeth breaking fairy came in the room right when the camera went off.

Make sure you are carrying the never ending pistol when giant lizards are attacking you.

If you're going to break your neck you might as well do it in style.

Those high school educations are paying off. Big time.

I'll have to remember that the next time I want to be a hero on the subway.

Only the biggest geniuses is stand on a bike in the middle of a highway.

In Soviet Russia, water drinks you.

Once again a woman proves what a bitch truly is.

The driver should have made a stop at the local crack house and got rid of him before he ripped his own face off.